GUEST: I like to go junking, and I found it one Saturday morning at a yard sale. The lady was bringing a bunch of stuff out of the house, just boxes and boxes. And she put it down and I lifted the lid off of it, and I went, "Ooh, how much is this?" And she said five bucks, so I bought it.

APPRAISER: Everything here is good, silver, and mediocre.

GUEST: Okay.

APPRAISER: But as I'm looking through it, I found one piece that I said, "Fantastic."

GUEST: Yeah?

APPRAISER: And I usually don't say, "Wow."

GUEST: Okay?

APPRAISER: That's this one here.

GUEST: Really?

APPRAISER: You didn't even look at it.

GUEST: No.

APPRAISER: Right? Okay, now, these are all blue stones. Not too bright, though, so it needs a polishing.

GUEST: Okay.

APPRAISER: And all your stones are aquamarines. They come out of Brazil.

GUEST: Really?

APPRAISER: Yeah. This bracelet alone is worth about $1,000.

GUEST: You're kidding. (laughing) All right!

APPRAISER: There's your answer to your five bucks.

GUEST: Well, thank you.

APPRAISER: Okay.

GUEST: Can I give you a hug?

APPRAISER: Sure.

GUEST: Yeah?